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1What did one netball say to the other netball?See you roundVince Bruno
2How do netball players stay cool?They sit next to their fans!
3When is a netball player not a netball player on court during game?After making contact with another netball player.
4Where do netballers who have committed a crime go to be judged?A netball Court
5Why is basketball a smelly sport and netball is more social?Because a penalty in basketball is foul in netball its a contact.
6My husband claims I'm a netball fanatic. He says all I ever read about is netball. All I ever talk about is netball. All I ever think about is netball. All I ever watch is netball.I thought his comments were over a third wrong and that he may be put out of play for being obstructive. I just think he should keep to his third and defend his past.
7Why is our attacker carrying a feather on her head?She is a Wing Attacker
8Why does your coach wearing a bib, is he going to play?No he is going to have his dinner.
9Why are netballers considered IT-savvy?Because they're always on the net (internet)!
10What do netballers wear at formal occasions?Body ? suits
11Why is netball predominantly played by girls?Because you need to be able to think.........
12How many goals does a netballer set for themselves in life?As many as it takes to WIN!!!!!!!
13Where do vampire netballers come from?Transversevania
14What does a netball goaler get when they get married?A ring
15Why do netballers go up the steps so fast?Because they are great at ''stepping''!
16How many netballers does it take to change a light bulb?Only three: GK, GD, and GA. Globe Detacher (GD) removes the globe, while the Globe Keeper (GK) provides the Globe Attacher (GA) the Globe to attach.
17Why is Cinderella so bad at netball?Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball
18What part of a netball court smells the best?The scenter circle
19How far away is a GK from being ineffective in the defensive circle? Less than 3 feet!
20How many teams does it take to have a netball game?Four, yes 4. (i.e. 2x teams of at least seven players, 1x team of two umpires, 1x team of administrators to run competition)
21I remember in the old days of netball?when goalers shot the ball up through the ring (from below) not down into it (from above) like today?s netball.
22Why did the netball umpire have such a high mobile phone bill? Because she made to many calls!
23Why is netball friendliest game?Because there is a lot of ''contact''!
24Why is netball such a violent sports? Because of all the contact, defending and shooting that goes on!
25How far away is a GK from being ineffective in the defensive circle? Less than 3 feet!
26How many teams does it take to have a netball game? Four, yes 4. (i.e. 2x teams of at least seven players, 1x team of two umpires, 1x team of administrators to run competition)
27What website do netballers use to socialise? or
28Why is it hard to marry a netballer? Because of the amount of court(ing) time required.
29What beverage do netballers drink? Penal-Tea!
30I notice that they call it a basket in the basketball and a goal ring in netball.Goal ring is more sensible because it’s not a basket is it? Imagine using that for shopping.
31A woman went to the doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I’m playing netball." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."The woman, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
32Why is basketball messier than Netball?Because in basketball players dribble, while in netball there is not dribbling but we wear bibs just in case.
33What has 14 legs, two wings, four goalers linked to a solid center?A netball team.
34Doctor doctor, I cant stop play netball?This center will pass. You will need to spread your wings attack the circle to reach your goals.
35What lights up a netball stadium?A netball match.
36The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the first year class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young girl in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A netball coach?"
37I wondered why the netball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
38At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little girl nodded yes. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little girl nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when a step is called, or you are out of play because of a penalty, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the girl nodded yes. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother.
39Why did the netballer hold her runner to her ear ?Because she liked sole music !
40Is There Netball In Heaven?Two old women had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. Her friend comes to visit her on her deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship and many games of netball they played together, when the dying woman's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's netball in heaven." The dying woman said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then she dies. A couple days later, her surviving friend is sleeping when she hears her friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's netball in heaven." "What's the bad news?" "You're playing Goal Shooter on Wednesday.".
41What did the bumble bee Goal Attack say?Hive scored!
42Where do ghosts play Netball?On a netball corpse!
43Three netballers walked into a bar, a GS, C and a GD.You would expect one of them would have spotted it. OUCH!
44What is the biggest problem with a Teams netball uniform?Women are uneasy about wearing the same outfit in public.
45Spectator: I love watching how well the Center drives down the netball to receive a pass in 11&Us; you can do it so quickly!Netballer: But I dont know how to drive.
46Netball LyricThe itsy bitsy netball was passed to the Wing Attack. Down came the opposition Wing Defence and deflected the netball out. Out came the Goal Defence and recovered it before it went out of court and the itsy bitsy netball was back in play again.
47Is Netball a Game or Sport?A game may not be a sport, but a sport is always a game. Called a game when children play, adults playing, call it sport.
48What part of a netball court smells nicest?The scenter circle!
49What does a truck driver have in common with a netball center player? They both like driving.